Princess Diana was murdered…by lizards. Not your run of the mill lizards either. They are an alien race who hide their reptilian nature beneath a human form.
Isn’t it amazing what you can learn on the internet? David Icke, a Brit, makes these amazing claims among others. Like being the son of God.
Anyhow, if you need a good laugh check him out on YouTube. You see, the Royal family only wanted Princess Diana’s DNA. Once she gave birth to Prince William they had no further use for her. So they used mind control to cause her driver to crash on that “tragic” night in a Paris Tunnel. And don’t you believe for a single second that it was a coincidence the car was driven into the 13th pillar. I guess the only reason they kept her as long as they did was because she sold so many newspapers for the reptiles in publishing.
According to Icke, the world is ruled by shape shifting reptilian alien invaders. To name a few- The British Royal Family- all reptiles. The Bush family- all reptiles. The Clinton’s- all reptiles (I had my suspicions!).
Icke tells the story of a guy who doubted his far-fetched theory of lizard/humans. That guy became a believer…the hard way. At a conference, somewhere or other, this guy became embroiled in a heated exchange with another “man.” The guy tried to flee by elevator. However, the other “man” forced his way into the elevator whereupon he shape-shifted into his reptilian form. Yikes! Yet he failed to eat the guy. If I was a reptilian shape-shifting alien I would eat all eyewitnesses. It’s easier to maintain a conspiracy without eyewitnesses. In case you didn’t know.
By the way- you would think our reptile rulers would be pro-global warming. Don’t reptiles perfer heat? On the other hand, they are alien reptiles so maybe their blood is different. Just our luck. Or perhaps that’s why they needed Princess Diana’s DNA.
Meanwhile, I have yet another reason to hate snakes, lizards and such.
Have a great weekend.
P.S. Our lizard overlords will be none too happy with me once they read this post. If I die soon have the coroner look for lizard bites on my body.
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Have a great weekend? Are you kidding me?! How can we “have a great weekend” with all these reptilian creatures among us? I’m not sure I’ll be able to sleep tonight.
I feel so extremely educated now….
Well, it sounds like David Icke has been watching too many reruns of “Dr. Who” ! There was an episode with just that plot about lizards that zipped up into human body suits to fool the “real” humans and achieve their goal of taking over the world. Oh, goodness, I love that show! Talk about making me laugh after watching the depressing evening news. Can’t wait for new episodes, coming 2010…